Sometimes a Google search will turn up something slightly unexpected, like a blog post titled “Katzenjammer” that´s actually about cats. Imagine that: CATS ON THE INTERNET! Anyway:
Katzenjammer
Rampant Ravager
tears my house to shreds
torpedoes across the carpets
pokes at, overturns, leaves permanent marks
of claws and teeth in longsuffering houseplants—
becomes Kitten-snoozer in cushioned velvet
chair, soft paws waving like fronds
to snag a quick mouse,
or shred the leaves
in dreamland.